MEDIEVAL PHYURI
This is more of a word vomit than a fully fleshed-out story about the inspiration behind my medieval Sister Daniel and Princess Philippa phanart. Anyone is free to expound on this. Also, please excuse any historical inaccuracies.Back in the 14th century, princesses were often sent to convents to learn about convent stuff. Princess Philippa was one of those princesses. Sister Daniel was also there to learn how to be a nun. She wasn’t very good at it. Her curls always escaped from her headdress.They, of course, fell in love. For sixteen years, they had the most fun. The kingdom kinda forgot about Princess Philippa because of war, plague, and other medieval shenanigans. But then, during that sixteenth year, some dude remembered that Princess Philippa existed and was unwed.So, they sent a letter, some princess clothes, and a painter to the convent. The letter said that Princess Philippa was to marry the prince of Prague. The painter would paint Philippa’s portrait while she was wearing the fashionable princess clothes. In a few months, someone will pick her up and take her to Prague.Sister Daniel and Princess Philippa were devastated. Sister Daniel was so very envious and not jealous of the prince of Prague. Not knowing how to escape their fates, they decided to spend every moment of Princess Philippa’s last days at the convent together. So, dressed in her finery that didn't quite fit since it was made in a hurry, Princess Philippa sat for her portrait with Sister Daniel beside her.The painter, moved by their heart eyes and love eyes, ended up painting them together. They would say things to each other that made the painter’s heart ache.“I’ve always loved you,” whispered Sister Daniel.A tear fell from Princess Phillipa’s eye. “The whole time?”“Since day one.”When the painting was almost finished, Sister Daniel had an idea. She said, “Wait a minute. No one from the court has seen you in sixteen years. Sister Chappell has red hair that’s kinda like yours, but not really, but who really remembers when there is no way to capture realistic portraits. She’s always wanted to go to the Prague Pony Pub. What if she went instead?”Sister Chappell agreed to go to Prague. And Sister Daniel and Princess Philippa spent the rest of their days having the most fun together.***The painter did Sister Chappell’s portrait, but it was less detailed than the phyuri art because it was done in a rush. In Prague, Sister Chappell met the lady of Goldenpig at court, and they ran away together. After making a stop at the Prague Pony Pub, of course.And all the lesbians lived happily ever after. The end.
